You mean it right? Read this!

"This is the first time
And the last time
The purpose is to show my unsatisfaction in my heart
If it's kept inside
I'll have despression... It's a matter of time"

I am sure that you all are familiar with this post...
It is the beginning of someone's
Translated so that it isn't so obvious to let him/her know
but in the end... He/She'll still realise

I'm not sure that whether you are talking about me
But my heart tells me you are
Everything behind your words... your thoughts... the truth behind it
Is anger... jealousy... humiliation...
You think what you contributed
Didn't get what it's suppose to
You think what you contributed
Isn't worth to
You regreted deeply

You hated me than anyone else do
You think that I'm always the reason
for your failure
Now listen!
This isn't a counsel
This is the way I express my thoughts
and the impression of you in my very heart

In all this years
I gave submission
Doing the things I hate the most
Doing things for YOU unwillingly
I've endured sooo long... AGES!

It isn't you I hate
It's your attitude
Always think that you're the best of the best
Always think that you're a model for others
Always think that you better than me!!
So what? Who cares about it...?!
We're in a huge world, kiddo!
And you're just a micro part of it
What makes you go to the top of the mountain?

You're a good-for-nothing creature
A failure...
A bad example for everyone!
And you don't even have the right to wash my feet...
So do you have the right to counsel me like that?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
What makes you better than me?
What makes you the best of the best?
What makes you the top student?
What's given you the right to boast around?
What the hell are you to exist in this world,
Chicken!

Don't make me turn against you
Don't make me hate you more than before
Don't make me do the things I hated most!
Don't FORCE me...
There's a limit for my endurence
And I've had enough
When it's time
You're 'dead meat'

Farewell, looser!
You're no more better than a beast
Admit it
People will hate you like 'they' do last time
And even people you think are 'best friends' will turn against you slowly
Watch your behavior
Or not you'll regret in your whole life

hahahahahahahahaha...
muahahahahahahahahahaha...!

Everything is fullfilling faster then everrrr...
My prediction is always cccoorrectt!

0的争论

意想不到，一个小小的“0”，掀起一场轩然大波……

　　风波是一位化学家引起的。他写了一本关于氧气的书，封面上印着一个巨大的“O”，化学家在书中写道：“O是氧的化学元素符号。没有氧就没有生命，O是一切生物的命根子！”

　　数学家见了这本书，摇头晃脑道：“非也，非也。0怎么会是氧？它明明是什么都没有的0！一切从0开始，没有0就没有一切。”

　　英语教师听了，连连说：“NO，NO。它明明是O、P、Q的O。没有O，就没有OK。没有OK，世界就失去了诗意。”

　　长跑运动员对0发表一番新颖的见解：“它是我的跑道呀。我天天踏着它前进。任何一个运动场里，都躺着一个巨大的‘0’！”

　　长跑运动员的话，引出天文学家的一席高论：“不，不。在我看来，‘0’象征着地球的‘跑道’！春往秋来，一寒一暑，地球绕太阳公转，在浩瀚的太空中画了一个‘0’。”

　　他们的争论声，惊动了鸡和鸭。他们不懂什么“公转”、“太空”，但是他们认得“0”。

　　鸡说：“它是我刚刚生下的蛋呀！”

　　鸭说：“它是我刚刚生下的蛋呀！”

　　鸡的咯咯声和鸭的呷呷声，使那位沉默多年的15世纪的意大利著名画家达·芬奇忍不住了。他捋着长髯，朗声笑道：“想当初，鄙人刚刚学画时，每天要画上千个‘0’。鄙人后来能够画出《最后的晚餐》、《蒙娜丽莎》，应当感谢‘0’。不过，遗憾的是，我说不清楚我当初画的‘0’，究竟是鸡蛋还是鸭蛋！”

　　争论声惊动了鲁迅笔下的那个阿Q。他抓了抓癞疤发亮的头皮，说道：“妈妈的，它是我斩首之前画的圆圈嘛！鲁迅先生在写到我画圈的时候，不是说过‘阿Q伏下去，使尽了平生的力气画圆圈。他生怕被人笑话，立志要画得圆，但这可恶的笔不但很沉重，并且不听话，刚刚一抖一抖的几乎要合缝，却又向外一耸，画成瓜子模样了。’……”

　　这时几何学家发言了：“阿Q，你没有念过几何学，不懂圆圈的几何原理。其实，即使你的圆圈画得很圆，别人看上去还是不圆，是个‘0’。在几何学上，‘0’叫椭圆。任何圆，除了从正上方观看之外，从其他角度看过去都成了一个椭圆！正像原子核外的电子轨道是圆形的，可是画家们总是把它画成椭圆形。”

　　争论无休无止、旷日持久地进行着。各有各的一番宏论，谁都以为唯我正确。争吵声不断传人作曲家的耳朵。他正在构思一首小夜曲，而嘈杂的声音使他无法进入那安谧的月夜境界。正当UFO专家准备发表高见，论证“0”即飞碟的时候，作曲家不得不发话了：

　　“在我看来，‘0’是休止符！”

　　不知怎么搞的，作曲家的话竟有那么大的威力——给这场“马拉松”争论画上了休止符。从此雅雀无声，使他的脑海中终于迸发了创作小夜曲的灵感火花……

　　对于《0的争论》这则寓言的寓意，也许在众多的读者中也会引发一场无休无止的争论。好在当《0的争论》发表的时候，作曲家早已写出他的小夜曲。每一位读者读罢《0的争论》，都可以尽情地依据自己的理解发表宏论，用不着担心作曲家会给争论画上休止符……

后来居上

汉武帝时，朝中有3位有名的臣子，分别叫作汲黯、公孙弘和张汤。这3个人虽然同时在汉武帝手下为臣，但他们的情况却很不一样。

　　汲黯进京供职时，资历已经很深且官职也已经很高了，而当时的公孙弘和张汤两个人还只不过是个小官，职位低得很。可是由于他们为人处事恰到好处，加上政绩显著，因此，公孙弘和张汤都一步一步地被提拔起来，直到公孙弘封了侯又拜为相国，张汤也升到了御史大夫，两人官职都排在汲黯之上了。

　　汲黯这个人原本就业绩不及公孙弘、张汤，可他又偏偏心胸狭窄，眼看那两位过去远在自己之下的小官都已官居高位，心里很不服气，总想要找个机会跟皇帝评评这个理。

　　有一天散朝后，文武大臣们陆续退去，汉武帝慢步踱出宫，正朝着通往御花园的花径走去。汲黯赶紧趋步上前，对汉武帝说：“陛下，有句话想说给您听，不知是否感兴趣？”

　　汉武帝回过身停下，说：“不知是何事，不妨说来听听。”

　　汲黯说：“皇上您见过农人堆积柴草吗？他们总是把先搬来的柴草铺在底层，后搬来的反而放在上面，您不觉得那先搬来的柴草太委屈了吗？”

　　汉武帝有些不解地看着汲黯说：“你说这些，是什么意思呢？”

　　汲黯说：“你看，公孙弘、张汤那些小官，论资历论基础都在我之后，可现在他们却一个个后来居上，职位都比我高多了，皇上您提拔官吏不是正和那堆放柴草的农人一样吗？”

　　几句话说得汉武帝很不高兴，他觉得汲黯如此简单、片面地看问题，是不通情理的。他本想贬斥汲黯，可又想到汲黯是位老臣，便只好压住火气，什么也没说，拂袖而去。此后，汉武帝对汲黯更是置之不理，他的官职也只好原地踏步了。

　　后来者居上，原本是客观事物的发展规律，这就要看我们从哪个角度来看这个问题了。汲黯认为提拔人才一定要论资排辈，反对后来居上，是不可取的。

还是盲人好

有个城里人非常贫穷，每天都过着吃了上顿不知道下顿的生活。即使是这样，他还是不愿意脚踏实地地干活，一天到晚做着发财的梦。

一天，他出去的时候偶然在草堆里拾到一个鸡蛋，这下他简直大喜过望，兴冲冲地奔回去，还没进门就大叫：“我有家产了，我有家产了！”妻子忙问：“家产在什么地方？”他小心翼翼地拿出拾来的鸡蛋给妻子看，说：“喏，这个就是。只不过必须等到十年之后，家产才能有呢。”于是，他便和妻子商量说：“我拿这个鸡蛋去找邻居，借他家正在抱窝的母鸡孵它。等小鸡孵出来，我从中挑个母鸡。小鸡长大后可以下蛋，一个月又可以孵出15只鸡。两年之内，鸡生蛋，蛋生鸡，这样可以得到300只鸡，300只鸡能够换来10金。我用这10金可以买来5头母牛，母牛又生母牛，3年以后可以得到25头母牛。母牛生下的小母牛，又可以再生母牛，再过3年又可以得到150头牛，这样，又可以换得300金了。我拿着这300金去放高利贷，3年之中又可以得500金。这500金中，用三分之二买田产房屋，用三分之一买僮仆、小妾，我便可以与你一起快乐自在地度过晚年了，这不是很快活的事吗？”妻子开始还好，听到末几句话，不由勃然大怒：“什么，你还敢买小妾！”一下子气不打一处来，趁着丈夫不注意，扑过去一下把鸡蛋打碎了，说：“那就不要留下这个祸根！”丈夫一看鸡蛋和梦想一起被打碎了，气极了，取过鞭子狠狠地抽打妻子。打完了还不解气，又到衙门去告状，说：“这个恶妇，偌大的家业败得一文不剩，我请求杀了她。”官老爷奇怪地问：“你的家业在哪里呢？现在又败成了什么样子？”这个人便从拾到一个鸡蛋说起，一直说到要买小妾，原原本本地告诉了官老爷。官老爷想了想，就命令衙役把他妻子抓了起来，呵斥她说：“这么大的一个家业，被你这个恶妇一拳就毁尽了，不杀了你不足以抵罪！”接着就下令架起油锅，将油烧得滚开。那妻子见了吓得面无人色，号啕大哭起来：“官老爷啊，你可得做主啊，我是冤枉的啊！”“说，你还有什么冤枉！”“我丈夫说的一切都是还没有成为事实的事，为什么要烹我呢？”官老爷说：“你丈夫说买妾，也是没有成为事实的事，你为什么要嫉妒呢？”妻子说：“道理是这样，但是铲除祸根要早啊！”官老爷听了笑了笑，放她走了。

本来就只是痴心妄想罢了，一个煞有介事的将虚妄当作现实，一个还以此为依据大发脾气，丈夫和妻子真是又愚蠢又可笑。我们不管做什么事，都要踏实，不能学这对夫妻把虚幻的东西作为根基。

James Bond Casino Royale

In Prague, James Bond (Daniel Craig) earns his 00 status when he corners and kills corrupt MI6 section chief Dryden and his underground contact Fisher. In Uganda, Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a senior official in a shadowy organization, arranges a meeting between a terrorist tied banker, Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen), and Steven Obanno (Isaach De Bankole), the leader of a guerrilla group seeking a safe haven for his funds. Le Chiffre assures the leader that there is "no risk in the portfolio," but his investments actually involve considerable risk: he short sells successful companies and then profits by engineering terrorist attacks to sink their stock values. In his first mission as Agent 007, Bond pursues an international bomb-maker named Mollaka (Sebastien Foucan) in Madagascar. After a parkour chase across the city to the Nambutu embassy,[6] Bond kills his target and blows up a part of the embassy to enable his escape. He obtains Mollaka's mobile phone and discovers that it has received an SMS from Alex Dimitrios (Simon Abkarian), an associate of Le Chiffre in the Bahamas. Bond travels there, wins Dimitrios's Aston Martin DB5 in a poker game, and seduces his wife, Solange Dimitrios (Caterina Murino), who reveals that her husband is flying to Miami on business (it should also be noted that the first drink Bond orders in the Bahamas is not the regular shaken-not-stirred martini, but is instead a "large Mount Gay with soda"). Bond travels there, kills Dimitrios, and foils Le Chiffre's plan to destroy the prototype Skyfleet airliner. This leaves the banker with a major financial loss, since he had shorted and bought put options on Skyfleet stock, which then expired worthless. However, in retaliation Le Chiffre has Solange brutally murdered.

Now under pressure to recoup his clients' money, Le Chiffre sets up a high-stakes poker tournament at Casino Royale in Montenegro. Hoping that a defeat would force Le Chiffre to aid the British government in exchange for protection from his creditors, MI6 enters Bond into the tournament. He meets up with René Mathis (Giancarlo Giannini), his ally and MI6 contact in Montenegro, and Vesper Lynd (Eva Green), an official from HM Treasury, who is assigned to look after his handling of the government's $10 million buy-in. As the tournament progresses, Le Chiffre tricks Bond into believing he is bluffing; when Bond goes all-in, he loses his initial stake. Vesper, who says his bet was reckless, refuses to give Bond additional funds to buy back into the tournament.

Distraught over his failure, Bond prepares to assassinate Le Chiffre when he is intercepted by one of the other players, who introduces himself as CIA officer Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright). Also out to get Le Chiffre, Leiter believes Bond has a better chance to win than himself and offers to supply him with enough funds to re-enter the tournament in exchange for allowing the CIA custody of Le Chiffre. In an effort to secure his win, Le Chiffre has Bond poisoned, and the spy goes into cardiac arrest. Vesper manages to save his life, and he goes back to the game. Bond rapidly recoups his losses and wins the tournament with an inside draw to a straight flush. Following her celebratory dinner with Bond, Vesper is abducted by Le Chiffre, who uses her to lure Bond into a near-fatal car chase and ultimate capture. Le Chiffre strips Bond naked, ties his hands and feet to a chair, and tortures him for the access code to the game's winnings by lashing his testicles. When it becomes clear that Bond will not yield, Le Chiffre prepares to castrate him. At that moment Mr. White enters and executes Le Chiffre and his associates for their failure. Bond and Vesper are left alive.

Bond awakens in a hospital on Lake Como (Villa Balbianello in Bellagio, Italy) and orders the arrest of Mathis, who Le Chiffre said was a double agent. Bond admits his love for Vesper and vows to quit the service before it strips him of his humanity. Accordingly, he posts his resignation to M (Judi Dench) and goes on a romantic holiday in Venice with Vesper. However, Bond soon learns that his poker winnings were never deposited into the Treasury's account. Realizing that Vesper has stolen them, he pursues her into a building under renovation where she meets members of her organization including Gettler, a man in a Panama-styled hat wearing glasses with one darkened lens. Bond shoots the flotation devices supporting the structure to gain access to the building, but as he does so the foundation starts to slowly collapse into the Grand Canal. After killing the henchmen and Gettler in the building, Bond finds Vesper imprisoned in a lift. Apologizing to him tearfully, she locks herself inside as the lift plunges under the rising waters, where Vesper purposefully takes in water in an effort to drown more quickly. Bond dives in, breaks into the lift and pulls Vesper's body onto the roof of the collapsed building, where he attempts to resuscitate her in vain. Mr. White, watching from a balcony, walks away with the money, which had been seen earlier floating away in the rising floodwaters.
M tells Bond that Vesper had a French-Algerian boyfriend who was kidnapped and held for ransom by the organization behind Le Chiffre and White. Bond learns that she agreed to deliver the ransom money (his winnings) only if they would consent to let Bond live. James discovers that Vesper has left Mr. White's name and number in her mobile phone for him to find. White, arriving at a palatial estate near Lake Como, receives a phone call. As he asks the identity of the caller, he is shot in the leg. Bond approaches, with a silenced UMP9 in hand, and replies,

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

Emotional Woods apologizes for 'selfish' behavior

An emotional Tiger Woods apologized for his "irresponsible and selfish behavior" Friday as the golf superstar broke his silence on the sex scandal that engulfed him last year.

In a brutally honest self-assessment which was broadcast live across every major network in the United States, the 34-year-old confirmed he had been in rehab for 45 days where he was reportedly seeking treatment for sex addiction.

Repeatedly apologizing to family, friends and fans, Woods gave no clue as to when he might return to professional golf, saying only that it would be "one day" and that it might possibly be this year.

"I want to say to each of you simply and directly: I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in," Woods told a hand-picked audience of friends and journalists at the USPGA Tour Headquarters.

"For all that I have done, I am so sorry. I have a lot to atone for."

Woods squeaky clean image was left in tatters last year after a mysterious late-night car crash outside his home in Florida was followed by a string of lurid revelations about his personal life.
More than a dozen women were linked to the billionaire sports star in the weeks following the car crash. Woods later admitted "transgressions" in his private life and had not been in public until this week.

On Friday he emerged before a spellbound nation to apologize and admit that he had been in a rehabilitation center for 45 days and that he would return to therapy following his statement.

"It's hard to admit that I need help, but I do," Woods said. "For 45 days from the end of December to early February I was in inpatient therapy receiving guidance for the issues I'm facing," Woods said. "I have a long way to go. But I've taken my first steps in the right direction."

Woods said that during a sporting career which had seen him elevated to iconic status, and on course to become the most successful golfer in history, he had begun to feel that "the normal rules don't apply."

"The issue involved here was my repeated irresponsible behavior. I was unfaithful. I had affairs. I cheated," Woods said.

"I stopped living by the core values that I was taught to believe in. I knew my actions were wrong, but I convinced myself that normal rules didn't apply.

"I never thought about who I was hurting. Instead, I thought only about myself. I ran straight through the boundaries that a married couple should live by. I thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to.

"I felt that I had worked hard my entire life and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around me. I felt I was entitled.

"Thanks to money and fame, I didn't have far -- I didn't have to go far to find them. I was wrong, I was foolish. I don't get to play by different rules.

"The same boundaries that apply to everyone, apply to me. I brought this shame on myself. I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me.

"I've had a lot of time to think about what I've done. My failures have made me look at myself in a way i never wanted to before. It's now up to me to make amends. And that starts by never repeating the mistakes I've made."

Woods used the occasion to scotch reports that his wife Elin physically attacked him during the incident on November 27 which triggered the scandal.

"Some people have speculated that Elin somehow hurt or attacked me on Thanksgiving night," Woods said. "It angers me that people would fabricate a story like that. Elin never hit me that night or any other night.

"There has never been an episode of domestic violence in our marriage, ever. Elin has shown enormous grace and poise throughout this ordeal. Elin deserves praise, not blame.

Woods also kept fans guessing about when he may return to the sport following his self-imposed exile.

"I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be," Woods said. "I don't rule out that it will be this year. When I do return, I need to make my behavior more respectful of the game.

"Finally, there are many people in this room and there are many people at home who believed in me. Today I want to ask for your help. I ask you to find room in your heart to one day believe in me again. Thank you."

Immediately after the statement, Woods stepped from the podium to embrace his mother Kultilda, sitting in the front row.

A Real Friend

A real friend would forgive
If I did something wrong
A real friend will lend a hand
Whenever I'm not strong

A real friend would listen
If I tried to speak
A real friend will accept
Whether I am strong or weak

A real friend would care
If I ever fell ill
A real friend will know
How I really feel

A real friend would always be there
If I need them by my side
A real friend will remember me
Long after I have died

A real friend would be forever
If I even moved away
A real friend will never truly leave
In each other's hearts we shall always stay

Malaysian Funny: Jokes, famous lines and stereotypes!

Chinese people
Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City andasks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officerthat he is going to China on business for two weeksand needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will needsome form of security for the loan, so the Chinese manhands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on thestreet in front of the bank. He produces the title andeverything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car ascollateral for the loan. The bank's president and itsofficers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese forusing a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a$5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari intothe bank's underground garage and parks it there. Twoweeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy tohave had your business, and this transaction hasworked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.While you were away, we checked you out and found thatyou are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is whyyou would bother to borrow $5, 000.The Chinese replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car fortwo weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return?!"

1 marlaysia...
why dont we just make it 2 malaysia?
Marlaaay and non marlaay.

malaysia up there.
An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived.

Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Chinese, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.

"Well," said the Chinese, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Indian and the Malay and I were standing at the gates of heaven.

An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of RM500, we could return to earth.

So, of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the RM500 and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them" replied the Chinese, "the Indian was bargaining over the price, and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his."

Malaysia K-9 Unit
Today i saw one pick up truck.
on the side in big big word it say Kastam Malaysia K-9 Unit.
Inside no dog. all malay -,-
Wtf?

Malaysian english (Ma-glish)
Malaysia English vs Britian English ...Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you'recoming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what see?! See what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.
Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!

Malacca

This is the pictures when I'm in Malacca. In the first day I went to visit a church in Tampin (25minutes away from Malacca). It's a 'family' of the members of the church.

After that we're heading to Malacca to have our lunch. This three pictures are the scenery of the resevoir of Malacca. The water supply of Malacca mostly comes from here. A nice scenery. So we stopped our car in the middle of the road to take pictures.

In Malacca. Went to visit my parents old friend. A photo in the kitchen.

This is the largest Jaya Jusco in whole Malaysia. The one which had an explosion during its construction and killed a few Taiwanese engineers. Sad incident. But, no Malaysians died.

Later that evening, we went to sing Karaoke. We need to cross a bridge to the Karaoke centre in the middle of the sea. Look carefully at the picture above. On your right can you see the Eye of Malaysia? Yes, that's it. It's moved to Malacca but I heard that this project was cancelled due to bancruptsy. They didn't earn well in Malacca.

Walau... the singing is until 11.30 p.m.. This is how does the Eye of Malaysia looks at night. Caught it from along distance. Thx to my new Canon camera that has a 20x optical zoom so that everyone can see it here.

Day three. Visited another old friend of my parents. A picture in front of the car.

At last... Bye bye Malacca! After the Ayer Keroh tol, you can see this thing on top.

Year 2010 Movie Releases

January 2010
Fri, Jan. 8
Youth in Revolt +6 more releases

Fri, Jan. 15
The Spy Next Door +5 more releases

Wed, Jan. 20
House of Numbers

Fri, Jan. 22
Tooth Fairy +6 more releases

Wed, Jan. 27
The Weathered Underground

Fri, Jan. 29
When in Rome +7 more releases

February 2010
Fri, Feb. 5
Dear John +5 more releases

Fri, Feb. 12
The Butchering Ghost +4 more releases

Fri, Feb. 19
Shutter Island +2 more releases

Fri, Feb. 26
The Crazies +3 more releases

Sat, Feb. 27
Birdemic: Shock and Terror

March 2010
Fri, Mar. 5
Alice in Wonderland

Fri, Mar. 12
Green Zone +7 more releases

Fri, Mar. 19
Season of the Witch +6 more releases

Fri, Mar. 26
How to Train Your Dragon +5 more releases

Wed, Mar. 31
The Last Song

April 2010
Fri, Apr. 2
Clash of the Titans +5 more releases

Fri, Apr. 9
After.Life +3 more releases

Fri, Apr. 16
The Joneses +2 more releases

Thu, Apr. 22
Oceans

Fri, Apr. 23
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps +6 more releases

Fri, Apr. 30
A Nightmare On Elm Street +2 more releases

May 2010
Fri, May. 7
Iron Man 2 +2 more releases

Fri, May. 14
Robin Hood +2 more releases

Fri, May. 21
Shrek Forever After

Fri, May. 28
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time +1 more release

June 2010
Fri, Jun. 4
The Losers +4 more releases

Fri, Jun. 11
The A-Team +1 more release

Fri, Jun. 18
Toy Story 3 +1 more release

Fri, Jun. 25
Grown Ups

Wed, Jun. 30
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

July 2010
Fri, Jul. 2
The Last Airbender +1 more release

Wed, Jul. 7
The Kids Are All Right

Fri, Jul. 9
Despicable Me +2 more releases

Fri, Jul. 16
The Sorcerer's Apprentice +1 more release

Fri, Jul. 23
Salt +2 more releases

Fri, Jul. 30
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore +2 more releases

August 2010
Fri, Aug. 6
Step Up 3-D +1 more release

Fri, Aug. 13
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World +2 more releases

Fri, Aug. 20
The Lottery Ticket +3 more releases

Fri, Aug. 27
Piranha 3-D

September 2010
Fri, Sep. 3
Born to Be a Star

Fri, Sep. 10
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3-D +1 more release

Fri, Sep. 17
Easy A +3 more releases

Fri, Sep. 24
Guardians of Ga'Hoole +2 more releases

October 2010
Fri, Oct. 1
Alpha and Omega 3-D +3 more releases

Fri, Oct. 8
The Zookeeper +2 more releases

Fri, Oct. 15
Jackass 3-D

Fri, Oct. 22
Saw VII +2 more releases

November 2010
Fri, Nov. 5
Megamind +1 more release

Fri, Nov. 12
Tangled +1 more release

Fri, Nov. 19
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I +2 more releases

Wed, Nov. 24
Red Dawn +3 more releases

December 2010
Fri, Dec. 10
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Fri, Dec. 17
Tron: Legacy +3 more releases

Wed, Dec. 22
The Green Hornet +2 more releases

Sat, Dec. 25
True Grit

The Spy Next Door

The movie starts off with a montage of fights and stunts from Chan's older movies including The Tuxedo and Operation Condor and then cuts to Bob Ho (Chan) waking up. The next shot features his next-door neighbors waking up, with Gillian (Amber Valletta) and her three children, Nora (youngest one and very girlish; played by Alina Foley), Ian ('geeky' and intelligent, played by Will Shadley) and Farren (stereotypical teenager and the oldest, played by Madeline Carroll) all experiencing a normal morning. The family has three pets which consists of a pig, turtle and a cat.

Gillian strolls outside with her children to take the two older kids to school and Bob Ho, who supposedly works as a pen importer, spots her and helps her push down the trash can to the sidewalk. The two are shown to be romantic and the three kids are shown to be against it, due to them thinking he is nerdy and uninteresting. Later at night, Bob and Gillian are on a date celebrating their three month anniversary and although Bob tries to tell her that he's a CIA agent, his cellphone receives a message and he has to leave right away.

Bob and Colton James (Billy Ray Cyrus) sneak into an American oil refinery and Bob catches the villains, who were trying to put a liquid into the oil supply. After returning to his work station, he informs he is retiring from being a CIA agent to finally settle down and live with his soon to be family. Bob begins removing his spy gear, but Glaze (George Lopez) tells him to keep his watch. Later, through the phone, Colton informs Bob that he sent files found in the Russian base to his computer.

The following day, Gillian and the children visit Bob and informs him that her father was injured and needs his hip replaced so she'll be out of town and needs Bob to take care of the children for a few days. Though the children try anything to get out of the situation, Bob believes it'll be a great time to get the kids to like him. While Bob packs his items to go to Gillian's home, the children snoop around the house. Ian runs to Bob's Macintosh and finds a file he believes to be a pirated concert; using his iPod, he downloads it but it turns out to be the files that Colton had sent earlier, a formula to turn oil into dust.

Meanwhile, Poldark (Magnus Scheving), the villain caught by Bob, escapes jail and returns to his minions. Poldark discovers his files have been taken and he tracks down the location to Bob's residence. Poldark and his minions set out to recover the files downloaded into Ian's iPod and to kill them all. While at a restaurant, Bob and the children are attacked by Larry (Lucas Till), a Russian spy, who attacks them with a knife, after having lied about going to university and being a poet. Bob fights him off and explains to the children about his true self and that he's a former CIA agent.

Leaving the restaurant, Glaze appears and demands for the files with a gun. Bob knocks him out and runs away with the children in the car. In it, Bob discovers that the villains must have traced him with the watch Glaze told him to keep earlier and he leaves it in a rock in a desert. They escape into a hotel where Farren calls Gillian and tries explaining about who Bob really is and all the danger they've been in. Bob tells her to come pick up the kids right away. The next morning, all four go back home and Gillian yells at Bob and exclaims that their relationship is over.

As he has unfinished business to take care of, Bob walks off being watched by Ian. Ian dresses up in a spy gear and runs out of the house on his bicycle preparing to assist Bob. Farren watches him go. Bob retrieves the watch and allows the villains to trace him to where he is, in an empty factory-like area. Ian shows up and due to him, the villains catch Bob and tie him up in a chair with Ian. The villains then remove the cameras placed around the place and Farren shows up tied up by Larry.

After being interrogated, Bob discovers that it was Ian who had downloaded the files into his iPod at home. Most of the Russians hop on their vehicles to get the iPod, while Bob, with his spy ring with a razor blade, unties the three. The kids run to safety while Bob fights Larry, Glaze and Poldark with Ian's bicycle. After defeat, the two kids and Bob run into the car, take off and drive back home as fast as possible. After arriving, they discover Halloween is taking place.
The three run home as the enemies run into the house from the windows and doors. Bob calls the CIA for help while he fights off all the villains, with help from the children. The CIA and Colton arrive right after everyone is defeated already and Ian gives his iPod with the files to Colton. After they all leave, Bob prepares to go home but after the children grow very upset, Gillian decides to stay with Bob. The two are later shown being married and Bob tells Gillian during the wedding that he has another secret to inform her; his real name is not Bob.

A World Without You

A world without you,
I can never fathom,
A world without you,
I only see your Kingdom kissing me,
I love the success we shared,
You and me,
Eventually I found redemption of you,
Me and you,
Where I perceive nature's beauty,
This is the revelation,
World without you is insanity,
World without you is sadness,
World without you is no world,
World without you is all ugly,
World without you is foolisness,
World with you is Beauty Unfathomable,
World with you is their envy,
World with you their hatred,
World with you is their cofusion,
World with you made them raise hell,
World with you we are even more than conquerer's.

天地不仁，大灾害

〉〉海地被埋的孩子
2010年伊始，1月12日，许多孩子看不到明天的太阳。

父亲为他在墙上划好的，一个cm一个cm的两尺，期待他一一到达的，如今轰然倒塌，等不及他长大的身高。

他的儿时玩伴们，也都在近处远处的黑暗之地，被围困于各自小小的的梦中，再也不出来。

有多少个小小的梦，盘旋于此刻海地的上空，再找不回梦开始的地方？

他们的梦应该是带着希望与欢笑的，突然被天地间无情而巨大的力量拉扯，成一团，挥之不去的梦靥。

他们未来的恋人们的身影，逐块逐块变回孩子的模样，而后逐块逐块崩裂瓦解，散落各处仿如不及开花就被摘下的花朵。

他们来不及恋爱，爱情已经离开。

他们不懂得死亡，死亡已经降临。

〉〉海地幸存的孩子
他们遗失了所有玩具。

他们的作业簿子上的空格，被重重的石头填满。

一夜之间能吞没多少人？已经是七万。据说会是十万。

这是他们长大后，永远解不开的数学题。

他们从前已是贫穷，然而从前的贫穷和现在的贫穷相比，是多么富裕。

他截了一只腿。他成了孤儿。

他和他人争饭吃。他吃着沟渠水泡的快熟面。

他和他人们一起到坍塌的商店里掠夺。

他们有没有明天，还得看上天变不变脸。

新年快乐！

终于到了。。。等了这么久，终于到了！这可是华人的大日子啊。祝大家新年快乐。已经一周每上网了，发生了许多许多的事情。

其中一项就是我们的班长被“炒鱿鱼”，老师说他做事不认真，马马虎虎，一点儿领导能力也没有，而且最近还惹了不少麻烦。使到我们的生活技能老师，周老师“不爽”他，所以每次上生技节的时候要班长坐在前面的第一排。那个班长咯，又"show his temper"给周老师看，结果搞到周老师向级任老师投诉，然后在班上问话。

就是因为这样，他（金航)的位子被调走了。所谓：“名不正，则言不顺”，现在他只是一个普普通通的金航，所以我们也没理由听他的话了。新的班长名叫李shenghong，不知怎么写。 他太过尽责了，有时候会觉得他很烦。不知班上的同学有没有后悔选了他。

最近有几个评测。就是老师教完每两三课之后，会有小考，然后全部一起考的就是年中和年终大考。哇啦唔！你可能在心里想：这么多考试，读死人咩？！但请别怕，只要上课时专心聆听，把老师所给的功课做完，70分以上是没问题的。在隆中华，你可以考到70分以上就已经算很厉害了。

在这里，我想报告一下我的成绩。算术：39.5/40，集合论：34/40，地理：36/40，科学（英）：33/40。没列出来的就是考了还没有知道成绩，或是还没有考。我的确非常满意自己的表现。开学后，又有另一次的算术评测。haiz...

接下来隆中华的学生将会享受一星期的新年假期。。。爽！拜拜

输到真惨！

上个星期我不是有一个post写我们一定要赢什么什么篮球赛啊，什么篮球赛很重要的咩？还说要在巅峰的状态以赢得那场球。。。结果？我队只进了一粒球，就那么两分！那粒球是我在第一节进的，后来就不知发什么神经，不再进了。带球不是traveling,就是"double"。

我们输得好惨啊！那个初一“神”队（初一平）一直不断命中二分球三分球，害到我们傻呆呆地看着球入网。我不甘心！我承认，那天的表现是我最差的。我队还可以进步好几百倍。接下来的赛程是VS初一智。最后呢就是对初一爱。。。！一想到这里便烦死了。听说一智对一爱的那场球，一爱赢一智24比4！哇啦唔。无论如何，我们还是必须把握每场球赛，把握每次进攻的大好机会。

今天到此为止。只是报告一下我队的比赛成绩。

Top Fool ~ The World's Greatest Joke Site ~ Short Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.You should always give 100% at work...12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.

Q. What's a hindu?
A. Lays eggs.

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Q. What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the camels that kick.

Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once.

Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.

Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
A. The Tooth Fairy

Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.

Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.